Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Cat is Officially Out of the Bag

Friends, I come to you with shocking news. As was reported by MSN, our loveable, tragic, linguistically challenged teen-queen Lindsay Lohan learned very little in rehab, as was evidenced when she crashed her car yet again while driving under the influence of alcohol, or maybe cocaine.

Shall we take bets on whether she will share a "cell" with Paris? The reports did mention Paris might have a roommate...

5 comments:

Kent W. said...

When fame and fortune are the objects of your labors, and not merely the consequence, you become vapid and soulless. See: Spears, Britney, Hilton, Paris, etc.

Beer Aficionado said...

Mmmm. Randian philosophy.

la petite chou chou said...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Kent W. said...

It's a bit of psychology as well, though perhaps not Randian.

Beer Aficionado said...

Just reminds me of the "Money is the root of all good, but the lust of it is the root of all evil" d'Anconia speech is all.