Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Monday, October 20, 2008

W

I watched W the other day.

I was surprised because I expected it to be a complete Bush-bashing. The obvious. But it wasn't. Stone presented it more like this:

Bush is a good old boy who really only wants to do the right thing. However, he is being influenced by a bunch of evil people who often steer him in the wrong direction.

That's really more like how I believe the last 8 years have gone down anyway.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

It's Too Bad

It is really too bad about Bernie Mac. Pneumonia is nothing to scoff at, even though it can be unpredictable whether or not it will turn into something deadly.

It's also evidence that having piles of money can't always save you when you are sick. Sometimes it is all just luck of the draw.

Monday, August 4, 2008

You All Will Appreciate...




You Scored an A



You got 10/10 questions correct.



It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.

If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.

As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.

And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.



Thursday, July 31, 2008

Fat Feline

Click here to read about this HUGE cat!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

It's All In The Feet?

What Your Feet Say About You:




You are pretty average in your expressiveness. You can express yourself well, but you don't always want to.

You are a very passionate person. You are highly charged and easily inspired.

You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it.

You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner.

You are not easily frightened, but you have a few strong phobias.

You are intellectual and philosophical. You are more concerned with thoughts than action.

You are a fairly hard worker, but you are also a little spoiled. You like indulge yourself every now and then.

You are not easily influenced by other people. You hold your ground and are true to your beliefs.

Frog Leap Test

Good luck ;)

I tried it and couldn't make it work. Of course, I'm exhausted too, so that could play some role...

Friday, June 20, 2008

What Happened To Carrot Top??

Here is the answer.

Shudder.

My Little Ponies



As a girl I collected My Little Ponies. I still have them all. There may be as many as 35 in my parents storage loft.

Imagine My Little Ponies being designed by the cast of Boston Legal. It seems pretty bizarre right? It is bizarre but it is also the truth. According to
this article, a handful of artists, singers, actors, etc, will be designing larger than normal ponies to be auctioned off to help needy kids. Sort of an out-there thing.

I never would have thought of it. I guess that's why I'm not in marketing.

(By the way, I have the one in the picture. Heh)

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Captain Kirk For President

Or, more appropriately, Denny Crane for president. Who doesn't love Boston Legal?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Ladytron In Concert

Things I noticed while at the show:

1) they did some cool stuff with lights like bands used to do in the old days.

2) the group is more subdued than some other bands. They don't jump around and get crazy.

3) there was a wide array of people there. Some of them, I think, just go to be going to a show.

4) the place was only half full and at first I thought that it was sad and pathetic---then it filled up more. Though I speculate that there were less than 400 people there. It was a good turn out considering they were in the Wonder and were competing with Sasquatch and some other concerts around the state.

5) you cannot get away from morons no matter how hard you try.

I would definitely recommend that people see Ladytron if they are coming to your area. They sound great live.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Going To A Show

Ladytron tonight!

I've had these tickets for several months.

Aside from being a little tired, I'm pretty excited to go. I'll report back tomorrow.

Friday, May 23, 2008

True Enough




You Were a Raccoon



You are a master of disguise and multiple personas.

You are infinitely curious and question others without fear.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Borderline

Paris Hilton should be required to wear a crash helmet 24 hours a day.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

SNL McCain

The First Whitney Interview

Go here to watch an interview with Whitney, first ANTM plus-size winner.

You have to scroll down to the bottom row of videos. Hers is second to last.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Overheard At The Beach!!

Overheard at the Beach is as funny as Overheard in New York.

Two Words: Ironclad Prenup

Ana #1: Oh my god, look at that guy. He's huge!
Ana #2: Like, really, someone needs to introduce him to Weight Watchers or something!
Girl passerby: Hey, snugglebutt! [Gives large guy hug and kiss.]
Ana #1: What the fuck?
Ana #2: Girlfriend? That fat whale?
Girl passerby: Husband. And you two might have men in your lives if you actually had boobs rather than a caved-in skeleton chest. Come on, schnookums, let's go get some ice cream.

Also the Idea behind Lifesavers Candy

Girl #1, whispering: Oh my god, I'm choking on this macaroni.
Girl 2: Then how are you talking?
Girl 1: The macaroni is stuck in my throat straight up, and I'm breathing through the hole in the noodle.
Girl 2: Ohhh, that makes sense.

If No Elevator Is Available, I'd Like to Be Carried on a Litter

Puerto Rican princess: Hey! Hey, you - Mr. Captain or whatever.
Steward: Yes, ma'am?
Puerto Rican princess: Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?
Steward: Excuse me?
Puerto Rican princess: Where is the elevator that goes to the front of the ship?
Random passenger: Someone throw her overboard now and put her out of my misery.

London On One Hand, New York On The Other

Below is a list of things we know to be true about "Sex and the City."

1) Carrie is excruciatingly selfish.
2) It's not about strong, independent women---it's about self-absorbed, needy women.
3) The "city" they are referring to in the title is New York

That being said, I have a question and maybe someone can explain it to me...

Why, why, is the premiere happening in London? The show is ABOUT women in New York. It doesn't make any sense to me.

It doesn't make sense to all these guys either.

ANTM Finale

So KJ and I predicted with 100% accuracy what the final episode of America's Next Top Model would bring.

In the first half, Fatima was expelled for being pretty but not able to take direction. Anya was called first and they used the opportunity to break Whitney down. When she cried, they said it was the first time they knew who she really was.

In the second half, the two finalists battled down the runway, as usual. This runway was different in that the catwalk itself was short and unremarkable. However, the models actually wore real couture.

Of course, KJ and I knew Whitney would win, if for NO possible other reason, because Anya speaks with a totally bizarre accent. They tend to stress that people who might have to speak on camera need to be able to be understood. The other reason Whit won---we think---is to spread the message that it is actually OK to eat. Last year there was an uproar about anorexic models and having a "plus"-size girl win sort of drives the point home. She is pretty though, and she does deserve it.