Quotes Of The Day

Here are a few humorous postings from overheardinnewyork.

If We Give Up Now, Mother Nature Wins

Guy #1: Man it's freakin' freezing out! Isn't there supposed to be global warming or something!?
Guy #2: Well, obviously we're not trying hard enough.

It's Really Not a Tourist Attraction

Tourist: Can you tell me where grand zero is?
Lady: You mean ground zero?
Tourist: Yes, I guess it is the same thing, okay...
Lady pointing straight ahead: Walk straight ahead. You see the big gap in the sky? There you go.
Tourist: Wait. I don't see anything. What, its all gone already?
Lady: Are you retarded?

Now, If You Don't Mind My Doing So, I Will Give You the Finger

Man: I noticed you're reading The Kite Runner. How is it, if you don't mind my asking?
Woman: Why would I mind if you ask me how the book is? You're just trying to sound extra polite, and it's annoying. Are you from the Midwest?
Man: Actually, I'm from Pennsylvania.
Woman: Even worse.