Funny Stuff

Here are today's best conversations from overheardinnewyork.

Douchebag trying to get on an over-crowded train: Move in!
Annoyed lady: There's no more room!
Glib red-headed chick: It's a subway, not a clown car!

Professor: So your answer is "Yes"?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Ok. Well, let me tell you that the shorter and more accurate answer is "No". [sic]

Little girl: Daddy, what's that building?
Harried dad: The Goldman-Sachs building, I think, in Jersey City.
Little boy: What town is that on top of the hill?
Harried dad: Union city.
Little girl: What are they building there?
Harried dad: Condos. Jesus, will you two turn around? I didn't pay $45 for you to look at New Jersey.