Girl 1: I would only say yes to a marriage proposal if the ring was 2 carats or more. (She gestures to her ring finger)
Girl 2: What? Did you just say you would only accept a ring if it was 2 carats or more? (astonished)
Girl 1: Yeah. I mean, think about it. Marriage is forever and I would have to wear it for the rest of my life... (seeming to be serious)
Girl 3: You're kidding.
Girl 2: Seriously? What if you fell in love with a guy who wasn't rich?
Girl 1: Oh, my man will have money. (hypothetically, because she is single)
Girl 2 and 3: Oh my god. (emphatically)
pause
Girl 1: Oh come on you guys. You know I'm not serious. (she lies, badly)
This is an actual conversation that took place at work today. I am represented by Girl 2.
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Wow. That is...... pitiful. Or would be if I believed in pity.
...it was definitely quite the spectacle.
She really thinks money is all there is to life?
I guess so. I mean...to each his own on things they want, but how horrible to marry someone just because you want money. Get your own money and marry someone you love.
I hope she meets her andro equivalent one day:
bimbo: "I hope you know I will only marry a man that can give me at least a 2 carat ring."
mimbo: "That's okay. I'll only marry a woman with size 'C' tits or bigger..."
Haha.
A breast implant would have to ensue.
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