The movie "Contract" is a study in what not to do in film making. Riddled with cliche's and predictability, it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. In fact, I want my lost hours back. What is saddest is that John Cusack and Morgan Freeman were the two stars.
Possible reasons I have thought about for how this crap-ass movie could have come into existence:
1) it was made by college students who had some connection to one of the two actors
2) Morgan and John did it as an inside joke
3) it was actually meant as a training video for what no director should ever do
4) it was made in hopes that it could be used in a "Mystery Science Theater" revival
If one of the above reasons wasn't the cause of its incarnation, than I pity the future of film making.
(Pictured above are the stars of MST3k: Tom Servo, Mike, and Crow. They look ready to take on this terrible movie.)
2 comments:
Hahahaha. I have never even heard of this movie before. Which is not surprising since I don't own a television and never go to the movie theater....
I will be getting a TV for this fall semester with an antenna because the only shows I watch are available OTA for free, though.
"Mystery Science Theater" I can recommend; "Contract," I cannot.
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