Friday, July 20, 2007

*Shudder*


I cannot begin to describe all the things that are wrong with this outfit---Actually, I can.

1) The blazer is too big
2) the sweater is made for a woman
3) the shorts barely qualify as underwear
4) hideous, oversized yellow bag
5) shaved legs
6) socks bunched up
7) socks with sandals

What the hell? This is modern men's fashion? This man is little more than a woman with a penis so how do designers expect average men to adhere to this way of dressing? Clearly, this is a runway look that will (with hope) never appear on the streets. Short shorts for men simply are not a good look.

4 comments:

Beer Aficionado said...

Oh. My. God.

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that. That was atrocious.

And I can only speak for myself here, but you know what I think about clothing and you know I would not be caught dead in anything that horrid. Ugh.

And what's up with the shaved legs? Seriously. Unless you're a swimmer or a bike racer, there's no point....

Kent W. said...

brings to mind the satirical "derelict!" clothing line from that Zoolander movie. Apparently the fashion industry is not above stooping to self-parody these days.

la petite chou chou said...

Why, yes it does. And no, they aren't.

Debutante said...

What?! You don't like short-shorts, shaved legs, and sandal socks on men!? Sheesh. Some people have no taste.